She snickered softly. Utterly amused that Ye Hua was such a mischievous rascal with a devious little smile, and a playful gleam in his dark eyes. He slowly crawled up her body but briefly stopped to lick, suck on her breasts and nipples then promised them he’d be back soon.
The sneaky little sly smile never left his face. Ye Hua continued his ascension, held her fast to him and rolled so Xiao Wu was on top but then abruptly changed his mind.
“If you’re on top, gravity works against us. Xiao Wu, just until you get pregnant. Alright?” Ye Hua softly explained.
Instead, he laid Xiao Wu flat on her stomach, seductively kissed, licked, massaged the entire length of her smooth, silky backside with his full shapely lips and hands. He loved her round bottom. He paid particular attention to her soft rear by lustily biting, and groping her twin pillows while making playful, funny growling noises like a wild animal.
Moving between Xiao Wu’s creamy thighs, he parted them with his knees, teasingly rubbing his fingertips over the entire length of her sweet candied slit, until she was drenched and slick. Ye Hua rubbed her succulent peach blossom with the swollen head of his manhood, tormenting himself before finally entering her dense, tight center again. A throaty rumble-like growl came from his parted lips, overwhelmed by the exquisitely warming and snug sensation.
Words alone could never describe just how much Ye Hua loved being inside her slippery dewy bloom. After a couple of euphoric pumps and penetrating strokes, he moaned most aroused when Xiao Wu’s moisture increased and he was covered in her honey.
Ye Hua moved his legs on the outside of her, pushed them together and straddled the back of her smooth thighs. He groaned in pure ecstasy and pushed himself deeper into her private pleasure inducing walls, while firmly groping her soft round bottom with his masculine hands.
Raspy, hoarsely grunts came from his lips as Ye Hua smoothly rode her from behind. He pulled apart her bubbly cheeks with his hands to fully expose the tantalizingly erotic view, of himself sinking his throbbing manhood inside her rosy tantalizing sugar walls.
His pounding movements sped up. He roughly slapped her tender bottom and growled in a low, menacing voice, “That’s for teasing me for four long miserable months! I almost attacked you so many times!”
Spanking her again firmly, Ye Hua snarled dangerously, “That’s for enchanting me for months and my constant erection!”
He squeezed her sweet peach shaped bottom tightly then spanked her harder and roared in a threatening tone, “This is for thinking about marrying someone else!”
Rapidly picking up his speed and riding the hell out of Xiao Wu’s backside. Ye Hua seized and groped her reddened warm fleshed, freshly spanked bottom. He punished her again with several sharp slaps that made her gasp, but the intense sting also elevated her pleasure and caused more wetness between her inner thighs.
“That’s for going on a date with my brother! Don’t you know who you belong to, Xiao Wu?! You need a reminder!” Ye Hua snarled, rode her roughly and grunted with every hammering thrust.
He took over, possessed and made it clear she belonged to him. It was indescribable but there was blissful, painful euphoria. From both Ye Hua’s harsh punishment, impaling diving entrance and penetration with his massive sizable sex that brought her to climax swiftly.
“You’re a shameless and lewd woman. You came so hard from a rough spanking and my sword pumping inside you.”
Ye Hua groaned with rapture and continued in a hoarse whisper, “You’re so soaking wet. I want to see myself in your beautiful blossom covered in your sweet nectar.”
Ye Hua speedily raised her on her bent knees but her upper body was slanted down and flat. Xiao Wu’s folded legs were still firmly closed with his right knee and left foot planted on the outside of hers. He was able to control the depth of his plunging penetration while lasciviously watching her juicy, lush flower petals wrapped around his thick manhood tightly. The image looked highly explicit and indecent. The erotic viewing was too exciting and swiftly brought his urgency closer to release.
Rapidly he laid her lower body flat on the bed again and sat upright on the backside of her upper thighs. Accelerated and fast. Ye Hua’s speed of insertion quickened and pounded into her like a battering ram. The internal tightening, snug clutch, he felt it when Xiao Wu started to come again and the sultry, provocative sounds of her blissful ecstasy pushed him to the point of no return.
And when she begged like a whore, “Ye Hua, fill me with your cum. I need it.” His heightened level of arousal soared and crested.
“Who do you belong to, Princess? Tell me and I’ll give it all to you.” Ye Hua snarled.
Xiao Wu cried out, “I’m yours! My body knows only you. Harder! I can’t believe it but I’m ready again. Come with me!”
His groan started deep in his throat like a low rumble and shifted into a furious roar with his pleasure peak. Ye Hua’s final insertions were so far in-depth that Xiao Wu felt his course pubic hair, press firmly against her bottom and it seemed like the furthest he had ever been.
Ye Hua yelled out in between panted broken labored exhales right before he came in a loud raspy bellow, “This cum is all yours. Take all of me!” And growled.
Xiao Wu felt his hands claw up, grope her bottom forcibly and his manhood throbbed fiercely. Ye Hua was filling her with so much of his essence, that she distinctly felt the heat from his cum washing her internal walls. Each squirt splashed, filled and covered the heart of her femininity with a savage vengeance. There was so much excess slowly dripping down her body and the temperature of his seed was hot.
He was wholly winded and catching his ragged, uneven breath. Ye Hua meticulously made sure he’d released all his liquid life-force and like before, he pumped his sex a couple of times to get more of his cum inside Xiao Wu’s inner core. Fluidly he slid down her backside and lowered his upper body on hers.
Tenderly caressing her silky shoulders and neck with his lips, Ye Hua lovingly whispered, “I love you.” And sat straight-up again.
Cautiously with great care, Ye Hua pulled himself out, speedily closed her legs tighter and delicately rolled Xiao Wu on her back. He sat on her right side, carefully slipped his legs underneath her bottom, and used his slightly raised knees to elevate her tilted hips like a slope at a 45 degree angle.
Ye Hua sweetly coaxed, “Stay just like this for at least 45 minutes. Don’t move so my cum will stay inside you and hopefully make a baby or three… I love you!”
When he heard Xiao Wu sigh defeated, Ye Hua rubbed her stomach most adoringly and pouted, “My Wuwu, indulge me. It’s just until I put a baby in there.”
It was difficult to be angry at him especially after seeing Ye Hua’s face light up, while tenderly rubbing her stomach.
He snickered, giggled in utter delight and whispered to his seed, “Just stay inside my Wuwu and swim fast boys toward the egg or eggs if I’m lucky. Make a baby or two or if possible three. That would be best!”
Faintly chanting ‘make a baby’ repeatedly under his breath, Ye Hua continued to affectionately stroke her stomach with a cheerful little smile on his face. The mantra didn’t cease as if chorusing the words had the mystical power to make his wish come true. Once again, his behavior if nothing else was entirely endearing and adorable.
Finally after two solid months of ‘carefully’ planned lovemaking, post-coitus hip elevation, tummy rubbing, wishful chanting and MANY internal injections, Ye Hua successfully impregnated his Wuwu precisely as he desired.
Bai Qian Queen of Qingqiu was six months pregnant but appeared as if she were much further along. Some made sarcastic comments about their marriage being a shotgun wedding. Little did others know Ye Hua and Bai Qian had been married for years.
And luck must have been on his side or it was the chanting because according to Zhe Yan, she was carrying multiple babies when she married Crown Prince Ye Hua of Nine Heavens. Officially becoming a Princess that everyone in all eight immortal realms and four seas knew as, Crown Princess Consort Bai Qian, the first and only wife of the immature jerk Crown Prince Ye Hua of the Celestial Clan.
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200 years later…..
From a puff of white magical cloud vapors, Ye Hua and Xiao Wu suddenly appeared by the little thatched hut on Mount Junji. The very place where they’d once met, married and fell in love so many hundred years ago. Not much changed after marriage since he was nevertheless still the immature jerk Crown Prince, aka Pansy Prince and she was always Princess Wuwu. If anything, the blissful honeymoon stage never ended for them.
The first thing Princess Wuwu did when they arrived at their first cottage home was teasingly run away, and fled inside with Ye Hua in hot pursuit. As usual and a very typical scene. He chased after her oh so very often in Xiwu Palace that it didn’t faze the servants anymore. They quickly became aware he was a very lustful young man.
After pursuing her inside, Ye Hua quickly found her standing on the opposite side of the dining table and proudly declared, “Wuwu, your husband wants to show you the most massive and hardest sword in the whole wide world, but you have to come close to me. I have it right here!”
She said nothing but Wuwu blinked repeatedly, and tilted her head ever so slightly towards the bedroom with an unreadable smile on her face.
Confusing her silence as a signal to move forward, Ye Hua cheerfully said, “Hehehe! Do you want to just go right into the bedroom?! Now!? You naughty little fox! Grrrrr!”
Ye Hua’s eyes widened with delight and he excitedly roared like a wild beast. A broad suggestive grin came to his lips as he swiftly took a giant step towards her. He grabbed Wuwu by the waist, aggressively shoved his hands inside her skirt and stroked her lower treasure over her undergarment, while making naughty playful little noises.
It was about then Ye Hua suddenly heard a chorus of baby voices all say, “Father, we would like to see your massive hard sword too.”
“Huh?!” Ye Hua’s expression of lust vanished and changed spontaneously.
In an instant, his hands froze inside her dress. Ye Hua met Wuwu’s nervous gaze, finally understood why she was blinking and hinting. To his immediate right, stood ALL his children. Son Bai A-Li was holding his siblings’ hands. Ye Hua’s triplets: daughter Bai Lan (white orchid) her brother Bai Guang (white light) and sister Bai Ju (white chrysanthemum) were hanging onto each other’s hands.
And of course, they weren’t alone. No. Nai Nai was standing behind them with the newest baby son, Bai Honghui (white great splendor) in her arms wildly blushing and unable to look at Ye Hua’s face. Furthermore, his embarrassment was shared by more.
Behind Nai Nai stood four more Celestial servants all red-faced bashfully staring at the ground. The laugh was nervous and forced, when Ye Hua pulled his hands out of Wuwu’s skirt and lovingly hugged his children. Bai Lan and Bai Ju being daddy’s girls instantly clung onto both sides of his neck like baby monkeys.
Chuckling tensely, Ye Hua spoke but it sounded artificial, “Oh! How nice. All my precious princes and princesses are ALL here. What a wonderful surprise!”
Nai Nai wouldn’t look at Ye Hua and avoided direct eye contact but she whispered bashfully, “I’m sorry, Crown Prince, the children wanted to surprise you since it’s your birthday. I’ll take them home now that they’ve seen you.”
“Father, can we see the sword you want to show mother?” Bai Lan and Bai Ju squeaked in unison.
Ye Hua made big worried eyes at both of them and gently explained, “Princesses, you’re much too young! Maybe another 100,000 years, after father first interrogates with dread, fear and intimidation…to the sword owners for years and if they pass uncle Mo Yuan’s test…another 50,000 years after that then perhaps my princesses will be ready.”
Softly snickering at Ye Hua’s ridiculous comments to the girls, Xiao Wu kissed the baby’s face and discreetly sat on the corner of the bed. Nai Nai covered them with a light veil while Xiao Wu stealthily nursed the new baby. Her light amused snickering was still audible.
A-Li tugged on Ye Hua’s clothes with his small hands and asked in earnest, “Father, am I old enough to see the biggest sword in the world?”
“Nooooo, A-Li. Perhaps after you become at least hmm…30,000 years old then you’ll have a huge sword of your own. No need to see mine.” Ye Hua revealed in his soft voice.
Bai Guang then chirped in his question, “Father, is Nai Nai old enough to see it?”
Ye Hua sucked in so sharply that he choked. Xiao Wu snorted and laughed out loud causing the baby to fuss, when her nipple suddenly popped out of his mouth.
Nai Nai’s embarrassed voice came out in a tiny whisper when she replied, “Young Prince Bai Guang, Nai Nai doesn’t need to see. I believe whatever Crown Prince says and I’ll just take his word for it.”
Some of the servants behind Nai Nai snickered until she swiftly whipped around and gave them the death stare. It felt like an eternity waiting for Xiao Wu to finish nursing Bai Honghui. She handed the sleeping baby back to Nai Nai after burping and kissing his sweet infant scented forehead.
“Now Princes and Princesses. It’s time to say goodbye. Let’s go home. Nai Nai will give everyone egg-tarts and red bean bao when we get back.” She tempted but the children wouldn’t budge.
Bai Lan and Bai Ju clasped onto their father’s neck even tighter like a vice clamps. The boys ran to their mother, scurried and hid under her skirt. Suddenly Ye Hua’s second son, Bai Guang ran out of Xiao Wu’s skirt, yanked at his clothes and demanded while looking up at Ye Hua with his big brown puppy dog eyes, that he inherited from his mother.
He asked, “Father, why can’t we stay and celebrate your birthday with you?”
Xiao Wu who’d stayed silent for most of the conversation faintly teased in between giggles, “Ye Hua, just tell them you’re horny.”
All the children had the most fantastic hearing and instantly repeated after their mother, “Horny?!”
Ye Hua swiftly glanced up at Wuwu stunned with big round eyes and gasped. He laughed nervously, lightly cleared his throat and explained straight-faced, “Oh dear… Oh, well, let’s see how to describe this best. Father is a Dragon. Dragons have horns on our heads and when you get older, it’s necessary to take on our Dragon form once in a while. So father came out here because there is more room than in Nine Heavens.”
In a flash, Bai Ju immediately turned into her white Dragon form and Ye Hua speedily corrected, “Bai Ju, not indoor. Remember?”
Bai Ju quickly transformed back into her human appearance. Ye Hua made the hand signal for all the children to come to him and knelt down. Bai A-Li hesitantly retracted his little body out of Xiao Wu’s skirt.
Wrapped his arms around all the children affectionately, Ye Hua whispered, “My Princes and Princesses. Father has the best idea. How about a little outing?”
All the children screamed out, “Yay! An outing!” And woke the sleeping baby who started to cry.
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By the time Mo Yuan heard the giddy chorus of ‘Uncle Mo Yuan!’ on Kunlun Mountain, it was too late to flee. They bum rushed him in a cluster of chaos. Ye Hua had a little devious smile on his face and Mo Yuan knew what was happening precisely. Bai A-Li, Bai Ju and Bai Guang all threw themselves at Mo Yuan while he was in the middle of his lesson.
Some of the disciples started to silently and covertly rise to run away, when Mo Yuan turned his disapproving gaze at them. The disciples all sat back down quietly. The one disciple who couldn’t run away even if he wanted to was Zi Lan. Princess Bai Lan hung onto his white Kunlun disciple robe and signaled for him to lower himself, so she could climb onto his back. They had a routine and he complied. She swiftly scaled his backside and clung to his neck while kicking her legs as if he were a horse.
Princess Bai Lan wanted him to run around and whinny like a horse but first loudly declared, “Father, brother Zi Lan…I want him for myself! I want to marry my horsey brother, Zi Lan!”
“Princess Bai Lan, you’re of noble birth. Royalty. I’m not worthy of you.” Zi Lan politely explained but it was too late. Crown Prince Ye Hua and his Shifu instantly met eyes with each other, then turned their suspicious narrowed gazes towards Zi Lan, making his mouth suddenly dry like the desert out of fear.
“I can have whatever I want! Right, Father? I want brother Zi Lan! Father? Father!?” Bai Lan called out in her high pitched baby voice.
But Ye Hua was long gone like a tricksy sneak! Suddenly he’d just vanished and disappeared entirely leaving his rowdy children behind, causing Mo Yuan to cringe because he was on babysitting duty again! He considered if Ye Hua and Bai Qian continued to have more babies, he would have to seriously contemplate getting more disciples to help with the active, busy, chaotic children.
While Mo Yuan was silently pondering what to do with the children to keep them busy, and how long Ye Hua was going to be gone this time, the children all asked, “Uncle Mo Yuan, is your sword as massive and hard as our father’s? If so can we see it?”
At that very moment, he realized his wise decision was confirmed and absolute, that his resolve to stay unmarried and celibate was the best choice ever. Notably, when the children wanted to play ‘Hide and Seek’ with their uncle Mo Yuan God of War, he became the ‘God of Childcare’ and the finder of mischievous hidden children again…still. Most times he was always ‘It’ because the tots screamed ‘Not it!’ before he knew what was occurring.
For Mo Yuan, it wasn’t a Qīngxǐng Mèng a lucid dream but more like a waking nightmare since the children ALL cheated, and cloud jumped away the moment he came close to discovering them. He’d usually locate them after they’d fallen asleep while waiting to be found.
Furthermore, Mo Yuan’s bed became exceptionally crowded with four little ones, who were the most notorious bed and blanket hogs ever. He had to sleep on the very outside to create a dam with his body, so none would roll off the bed in the middle of the night. And much to his discomfort, Bai Guang often had nighttime accidents while he slept.
So it was a typical sight to see uncle Mo Yuan go into seclusion immediately after a lengthy visit. However, before going into his well-practiced state of meditation, he smiled and chuckled to himself with profound happiness because Bai A-Li, Bai Lan, Bai Guang, Bai Ju and Bai Honghui; Ye Hua and Bai Qian’s children were just unbelievably, irresistibly adorable and thankfully not his children.
The end…..
Epilogue to follow